I'm sure you have been just dying to know the answers to all of Mark's birthday questions. And then when I didn't post the answers yesterday like I said I would, I'm sure that you had some silent tears streaming down your cheeks.
No? Well, tell Mark that lie anyway. It will make him feel really good about himself knowing that information about him could be so powerful as to make a person cry if they can't get it!
As I'm sitting here typing I am also mentally rubbing my hands together in anticipation of you reading this post. His birthday was so much fun and even though you couldn't be there, I am hoping that you will sit down (with your spouse anyone?) and compete just the same. Pretend I am there telling corny jokes and Mark is looking on in hopeless embarrassment and it will be like you were here last Saturday!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Let's get it on!!!
Yes or No Questions:
1. Does Mark read a book while on vacation? (YES)
2. Does Mark like horses? (NO)
3. Does Mark like coconut? (NO - CAN"T STAND THE STUFF)
4. Does Mark sleep in while on vacation? (NO - CRAZY HUH!)
5. Does Mark flex his muscles in the mirror after every shower? (NO)
True or False Questions:
6. Mark thinks he's getting old. (TRUE)
7. Mark once colored his hair fire engine red. (TRUE)
8.Mark had his toenails professionally painted to impress a girl. (FALSE - ONLY BECAUSE I AM NO PROFESSIONAL!)
9. Mark broke up with Miriah. (TRUE - JERK!)
This or That Questions:
10. What is Mark's favorite movie - Braveheart or Last of the Mohicans? (BRAVEHEART)
11. Is Mark an early bird or a night owl? (EARLY BIRD)
12. Which would Mark rather be - taller or more muscular? (TALLER)
13. Is Mark happier with his shirt on or off? (ON BUT THAT WASN'T ALWAYS THE CASE!)
14. Does Mark prefer the smell vanilla or cinnamon? (CINNAMON)
15. Is Mark the romantic one or does he just go along with whatever Miriah wants to do? (MARK IS THE ROMANTIC ONE HANDS DOWN)
16. Which does Mark wish he had more of - chest hair or facial hair? (FACIAL HAIR)
17. Does Mark prefer having a cavity filled or being checked for a hernia by having someone grab him and tell him to cough? (CHECKED FOR A HERNIA HE HAS A MAJOR DENTIST PHOBIA)
18. Which intimidates Mark more - a crazy meth addict holding a knife
or
a classroom full of 29 children? (CLASSROOM OF CHILDREN THE BIG CHICKEN!)
19. What time period does Mark wish he lived in - Caveman Days, Cattledrive Era, Victorian Times? (CATTLEDRIVE ERA)
20. If given a choice, which of the following would Mark be -
A caveman with a cavewoman to boss around
An Indian brave with a squaw of his own
A mountain man with a wildcat of a woman?
(EASY! A MOUNTAIN MAN OF COURSE!)
Just Answer as Best as You Can Questions:
21. What is Mark's favorite kind of candy? (WHOPPERS)
22. How many piercings did Mark used to have? (4 - HIS EARS WERE BOTH PIERCED TWICE)
23. What was the first animal Mark ever killed? (RABBIT)
24. Who was the 1st baby Mark ever held? (CALEB)
25. What is Mark's tattoo a picture of? (A MAN KNEELING DOWN THAT IS HALF ANGEL/HALF DEMON AND HE IS RIPPING HIS CHEST OUT TO SHOW THE STRUGGLE WITH GOOD VS. EVIL WITHIN - SCARY, I KNOW)
26. What did Mark dress up as for career day in 4th grade? (HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE TEACHER WHO SAID TO DRESS UP WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. HE THOUGHT SHE SAID TO DRESS UP AS ONE OF YOUR PARENTS. WHEN HE REMEMBERED THE ASSIGNMENT AT THE LAST MINUTE, HIS DAD WAS GONE AND SO HIS MOM DRESSED HIM UP AS HER - A FEMALE TEACHER DOWN TO THE PANTYHOSE AND PUMPS)
27. What is Mark's favorite holiday? (CHRISTMAS)
28. How many elk has Mark shot? (9)
29. What grade was Mark in when he finally broke 100 pounds? (FRESHMAN YEAR)
30. What sport did Mark play in High School to make his parents mad? (FOOTBALL)
31. What is the most Mark has bench pressed? (305)
32. What vegetable make Mark puke if he accidentally eats it? (CUCUMBER)
33. Who does Mark think is the greatest actor of all time? (JOHN WAYNE)
34. What is Mark's favorite color? (BLUE)
35. What is Mark's favorite football team? (SEATTLE SEAHAWKS)
Did any surprise you? Mark shared that he loved listening to the groups debate the answers amongst themselves before they would respond.
My favorite part was watching Mark react to the questions as I asked them.
Way too much fun I tell ya!
Let him know how you did with the quiz!
3 comments:
Jeff? David? Come on guys! I'm counting on you! Mark keeps checking to see how well his cousins know him...kristy? Steve? He's looking for you as we'll!
It was so fun! I loved the looks on his face when you asked some of them! Priceless....thanks for being such a great sport Mark!
Steve and I took the quiz. Both of us got all the yes or no and true and false all right. This or that was harder. Steve thought Mark wanted to be more muscular and guessed vanilla and cavity. The last section was much harder. We didn't do well. I got ears pierced, Caleb, Christmas, football, John Wayne, Blue and Seahawks right. Who the heck likes whoppers? My whole family hates these. I usually throw them away at Halloween. Steve missed the tattoo. I don't know how. Career day was my favorite. Is there any photos floating around? Steve is very impressed with how much Mark benched pressed. He missed it by 100. And now I know never to serve him one of our family salads full of cucumbers!
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